The Jingoistic States of Brezhistan is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 1.811 billion Brezhistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholgorod - Холгород. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Brezhistanian economy, worth 54.3 trillion Brezhistani rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,965 Brezhistani rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military spending recently hit a new high, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and Brezhistan has designated Kholgorod - Холгород as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brezhistan's national animal is the wild boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brezhistan is ranked 121,152^nd in the world and 40^th in Corvinia Refounded for Fattest Citizens, with 10.54 Obesity Rate.