The Ursa Neo-Bolshevist Technate of Braznychia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Darya Selenkova with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.966 billion Braznychians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Braznechovensk. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Braznychian economy, worth 238 trillion Brazynichi Comrade Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,185 Brazynichi Comrade Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Polygamy is legal, Darya Selenkova has just been declared ruler of Braznychia in an international press conference, Braznychia has designated Braznechovensk as its capital city, and Konsy-Xosgynism has been named as Braznychia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Braznychia's national animal is the Xanakva-Uletsva Fascist Eating Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Konsy-Xosgynism.

Braznychia is ranked 261,664^th in the world and 57^th in Sparkalia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.