The Almighty Holy Empire of Brandonedoists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Deific Lord Brandon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.623 billion Brandonedoistsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandonopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Brandonedoistsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,326 trillion B-Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,199 B-Monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government violently suppresses separatist movements, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandonedoists's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brandonedoism.

Brandonedoists is ranked 8,207^th in the world and 1^st in Midtown for Most Corrupt Governments, with 172.8 kickbacks per hour.