The Republic of Bouija is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dercq with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.379 billion Bouijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande Büija. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bouijan economy, worth 347 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,237 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bouija's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonism.

Bouija is ranked 104,767^th in the world and 4,175^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,951.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.