The Republic of Botsinia is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitten population. The hard-working population of 3.316 billion Botsinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Botsinian economy, worth 146 trillion Thaecian Dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,329 Thaecian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Botsinia's national animal is the Kitten.

Botsinia is ranked 178,524^th in the world and 230^th in Islarabia for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.