The Kingdom of Borsalino is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 8.71 billion Borsalinoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Borsalinoan economy, worth 503 trillion bellies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,847 bellies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new one belly coin also makes a handy throwing-star, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borsalino's national animal is the marine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Borsalino is ranked 135,278^th in the world and 498^th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 57,847.94 Standard Monetary Units.