The Paganan's Alien -Bee-Hive of Blus Losim is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by B'lshchx MMCCCDXVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.203 billion Blus Losimians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of L'shym. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Blus Losimian economy, worth 18.2 trillion markawaszes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 8,260 markawaszes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing B'lshchx MMCCCDXVIII to cartoon bears, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blus Losim's national animal is the Sponge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hive Mind.

Blus Losim is ranked 273,808^th in the world and 5^th in TNA HQ for Highest Poor Incomes, with 8,219.21 Standard Monetary Units.