The Free Land of Blue Jay is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Blue Jay with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.23 billion blue jays are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird Nest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient blue jay economy, worth 652 trillion peanuts a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,707 peanuts, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, and nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Jay's national animal is the blue jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Holy Peanut.

Blue Jay is ranked 326,807^th in the world and 224^th in Refugia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 18.01 percentage of bribes refused.