The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.988 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,097 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 164,498 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Blobbem's bedroom, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 9,698^th in the world and 20^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Safest, scoring 119.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.