The Endless Hordes of Blobon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aìbakhan Bobeno with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.42 billion Blobonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albacity. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion Plorps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,076 Plorps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Bees into functioning members of society, the Bee is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobon's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aìba.

Blobon is ranked 19,647^th in the world and 255^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 101.85 kickbacks per hour.