Who are you? I is Blobon!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 968thMost Influential: 1,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,775th
The Things of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.348 billion

LeaderOverlord Blahdo


The Things of Blobon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Blahdo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.348 billion Blobonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Globazar. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobonian economy, worth 569 trillion Plorts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 170,056 Plorts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

There are no minimum wage laws, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and builders across Blobon are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blobon's national animal is the Quk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alba.

Blobon is ranked 12,522nd in the world and 358th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,594.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 968thMost Influential: 1,618thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,775thMost Inclusive: 5,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,548thNicest Citizens: 6,311thHighest Food Quality: 6,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,267thMost Cultured: 7,534thLargest Governments: 7,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,205thMost Developed: 8,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,981stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,922ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,201stSmartest Citizens: 10,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,140thMost Patriotic: 11,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,238thLowest Crime Rates: 11,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,590thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,377thBest Weather: 16,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,288thHealthiest Citizens: 20,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,775thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,667th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 179th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 208th in the regionNicest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 221st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionMost Patriotic: 251st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 274th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 335th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 350th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 376th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 410th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 431st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 432nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 462nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 513th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 584th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 595th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 626th in the regionMost Average: 688th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, builders across Blobon are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Blobon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Blobon endorsed The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
  • : Blobon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Blobon, most voters struggle to name the Leader of the Opposition.
  • : Blobon changed its national leader to "Overlord Blahdo".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Pakitsk, Empire of Dabiristan, Of Centralist Brexit, Shavara, Tshana, Republic of Berzerkistan, Romanoddle Republic, Lointland, Albrook, Lyontisia, The Empire of Rijelv, Elzan, East Deslang, Elejamie, Caymarnia, The Three States of Fortuna, Brotherland, British Calradia, A mean old man, Distro-Spartica, VW53Aland, Pledonia, Roliganistan, New Leganes, Canadian Technocrats, Drunken Seal Islands, Barfleur, Singapore3, Bai Lung, Harro Waarudho, Buushi, Euricanis, Mardom, Adavan, Kalaratri, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Land of Corporations, Karatol-Advenra, CheeseBurrito, West Swedania, Unger under over, Sansangra, Ribanzi, Aivintis, East Malaysia, Pekweng, From New World, Trimmania, Kucia, Headpat Central, and 138 others.Kianhua, Her Malue, Arcadiam, Stellar Colonies, OwOUwUOwOUwU, Cacnesia, Rhealaliit, Wiranath, Aeljae, Republic of Restaks, Centrical Union, Rainbow Vests, Dragonia, Holy Alasia Orozen, Ridann, Catlovenia, Goodnamesarerare, Layngderfleethe, Seri Tai Republic, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Endertopias, Sandboxford, Propwash, Modra, A Slanted Black Stripe, Anfair, Cymru Broadcasters, The Armed Savages, Vessarlian, Kublam, Blobbo, Evrigenis, Janoobi Jazair, Sen Jast, BearStackof2015, Clarence-Voslage, Freedomindia, Norna Chitya, ReeK, Enlil, Idk really, Iodinia, Kangarawa, Slonful, Lilisk, Sandsepol, Ulvesogullr, ReReReRepublic, Dragons Blood, Davinhia, Asark, Abtracnt, Taurora, Duracell, The Great Andes, Monezambique, Marrabuk, Konneticut, Adolanta, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Slys Paws, Zang0, Wanabe, Freedom Fascists, The Almighty Country, Lantros, Fontesia, Fellon, Auslivia, Kriov, Survivoristan, ArenaC, United Commonwealth of American States, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Plazland, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Dravida India, New Bradenia Ghost, Jankono, Azureano, Preat, Hizuru, Agave, Lingu, Axdel, Lurolona, 3 14159265358979323846264, Thurland, Bharatewa, North Bernia, Ripsylvania, FreedomIand, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Rikos Isles, Roissyland, Bogliqia, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Arasakami, Nevertopia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Vaskeden, Tassirion, Tyrosalem, Hosoven, Talitoa, Order of the Saint Dumas, The Marlands, Kylondia, Indamish, Labavaria, Merlovich, Chalan, Myehn, The Soviet Texas Union, New Zelenogorsk, Nociav, Wheresia, FREEHELL, Frankinstan, Verconia, Gemocratic Territories, Anbarra, Shauvania, Kaldrbuth, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Chesstitans, Isole Ionie, Alliria, Estande, Yomgo, Brethren, Greater Rostoria, Gernmark, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, Piggy Piggy The Piggy, Lancytos, New Sandsnionion, and Loreintor.