The Allied States of Blobbo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Mama with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.652 billion Blobboans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinleaf. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobboan economy, worth a remarkable 2,936 trillion Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,430 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown. Blobbo's national animal is the Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobbo is ranked 5,069^th in the world and 109^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.