The Apostolic Black Kingdom of Black Urcea is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.752 billion Black Urceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Urceopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Urcean economy, worth 323 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,530 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Black Urcea is ranked 130,337^th in the world and 40^th in Rainbow Society for Smartest Citizens, with 32.37 quips per hour.