The Incorporated States of BioSyn Valley is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Board of Directors with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.971 billion Employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biosyn Valley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The powerhouse BioSyn Valleyian economy, worth 325 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 81,863 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,956 per year while the poor average 10,763, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. BioSyn Valley's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BioSyn Valley is ranked 80,194^th in the world and 26^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.44 kickbacks per hour.