The Konunstvo of Bilogorja is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vilhom II Bojanjski with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.164 billion Vittbergeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morjegjord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The thriving Vittbergese economy, worth 164 trillion Vittbergese korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 76,128 Vittbergese korunas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, snitches get riches, Vilhom II Bojanjski can cry on demand, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bilogorja's national animal is the Orjol, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bjelogorjska kirka.

Bilogorja is ranked 243,036^th in the world and 9^th in Slavia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.67 on the Bus Surprisal Index.