The Republic of Bibi Netanyahu is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.157 billion Bibi Netanyahuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bibi Netanyahuan economy, worth 45.1 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,893 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bibi Netanyahu's national animal is the panther.

Bibi Netanyahu is ranked 322,100^th in the world and 173^rd in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Most Developed, scoring 44.74 on the Human Development Index.