The EPSA Chad of BH23 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.474 billion BH23ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong BH23ian economy, worth 247 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 55,348 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. BH23's national animal is the Zebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

BH23 is ranked 257,620^th in the world and 28^th in Slim Shady Show for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 100.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.