The Stringent Safety Legislation of Between Two Ferns 9 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by AI Generation with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The humorless, devout population of 7.82 billion Between Two Ferns 9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Between Two Ferns 9ian economy, worth 850 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 108,738 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the big red machine has ground to a halt, and people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Between Two Ferns 9's national animal is the light pole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is if you know you know.

Between Two Ferns 9 is ranked 66,433^rd in the world and 16^th in Evergreen Battalion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,539.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.