The Frequent Executions of Between Two Ferns 5 is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Dubya with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 7.761 billion Between Two Ferns 5ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crawford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Between Two Ferns 5ian economy, worth 871 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,298 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Between Two Ferns 5's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is if you know you know.

Between Two Ferns 5 is ranked 51,724^th in the world and 9^th in Evergreen Battalion for Highest Average Incomes, with 112,298.82 Standard Monetary Units.