The Democratic States of Bentley Brooklands is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.088 billion Bentley Brooklandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The strong Bentley Brooklandsian economy, worth 55.9 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,379 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, students do more community service than homework, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, and Bentley Brooklands has designated Bentley Brooklands City as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Bentley Brooklands's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bentley Brooklands is ranked 74,709^th in the world and 53^rd in Voidwolf for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.