The Peoples unified empire of Bennystania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksi Ožbej with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.474 billion Bennystanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vojnega oroznika. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bennystanian economy, worth 855 trillion GCE rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,219 GCE rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bennystania's national animal is the Caracal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ožbejism.

Bennystania is ranked 274,230^th in the world and 10,185^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -272.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.