The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.044 billion Beinirhamsters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth an astonishing 11,557 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 296,024 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sub-Sector Governor Beinir's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and the government spends billions to protect Beinirham from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.

Beinirham is ranked 263,185^th in the world and 8^th in Warhammer 40000 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.