The Mad Seas of Behymoth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cetus with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.921 billion Behymothians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankalakaiminos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Behymothian economy, worth 236 trillion Slates a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 81,037 Slates, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,953 per year while the poor average 16,171, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Behymoth has designated Ankalakaiminos as its capital city, Cetus has just been declared ruler of Behymoth in an international press conference, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Behymoth's national animal is the Rattail Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Behymoth is ranked 309,788^th in the world and 44^th in The Galactics Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.