The Tastiest Parts of Beepee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Richard Hunter with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.579 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 2,643 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,699 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 285,926^th in the world and 5,388^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -454.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.