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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158thMost Influential: 347thMost Secular: 550th
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Population9.413 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.413 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,831 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,585 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Beepee's border, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 269,739th in the world and 12,622nd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.37 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158thMost Influential: 347thMost Secular: 550thBest Weather: 690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 702ndSafest: 846thMost Beautiful Environments: 891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 927thMost Developed: 952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,079thHealthiest Citizens: 1,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,168thMost Pacifist: 1,184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,508thLowest Crime Rates: 1,629thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,964thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,986thNicest Citizens: 1,994thSmartest Citizens: 2,023rdLargest Governments: 2,075thHighest Food Quality: 2,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,451stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,726thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,845thMost Inclusive: 2,916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,247thMost Cultured: 3,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,980thMost Efficient Economies: 7,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,398thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,849thHighest Average Incomes: 7,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,741stHighest Economic Output: 10,514thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,581stMost Stationary: 13,498thTop
Most Income Equality: 20,744th
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 200th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 219th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 229th in the regionMost Stationary: 247th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 259th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Populations: 380th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 1,040th in the regionNudest: 1,106th in the region

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