The Commonwealth of Bebeb is a fledgling, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6 million Bebebians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Bebebian economy, worth 464 billion humans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 77,471 humans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,480 per year while the poor average 14,132, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, Leader is considering changing the Bebebian flag to one with more glitter, and citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Bebeb's national animal is the human.

Bebeb is ranked 56,382^nd in the world and 627^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,658.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.