The Bureaucratic Hellscape of Beausoleil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.477 billion Beausoleians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Beausoleian economy, worth 117 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,653 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, students do more community service than homework, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime is totally unknown. Beausoleil's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beausoleil is ranked 29,643^rd in the world and 1,789^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 69.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.