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Do we WHAT in the woods?
Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124
Most Cultured: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114th
The Free Bears of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Bears Armed

Population33.818 billion

CapitalCouncil Groves
LeaderChairbear of the High Council
FaithOne Plus Seven

Currencygolden thaler
Animalgoldilocks

The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.818 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth an astonishing 11,943 trillion golden thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 353,172 golden thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,201,385 per year while the poor average 76,530, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Bears Armed, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed is ranked 268,542nd in the world and 114th in International Democratic Union for Best Weather, with -374 meters of sunlight.

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Most Cultured: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121stHighest Food Quality: 177thLargest Publishing Industry: 235thMost Primitive: 342ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 391stHighest Disposable Incomes: 410thHighest Economic Output: 416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 429thMost Devout: 494thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 494thRudest Citizens: 504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 594thMost Efficient Economies: 627thMost Beautiful Environments: 675thLargest Gambling Industry: 807thMost Rebellious Youth: 887thHighest Average Incomes: 1,437thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,454thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,546thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,568thLargest Populations: 1,988thSmartest Citizens: 2,289thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,326thLargest Retail Industry: 5,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,759thMost Inclusive: 9,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,612thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,377thLargest Governments: 11,409thMost Armed: 11,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,233rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,007thHighest Drug Use: 22,251stMost Politically Free: 22,449th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Bears Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Chairbear of the High Council's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, Chairbear of the High Council's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, the new classical revitalization of Council Groves is expected to be completed sometime in the next century.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.

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