The Democratic Republic of Bayora is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 567 million Bayorls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bayoralen economy, worth 34.5 trillion Reef Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 60,930 Reef Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and Bayora has designated Bayora City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayora's national animal is the Bayoran Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bayora is ranked 55,545^th in the world and 2,963^rd in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,464.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.