The United Commonwealths of Bayfront is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Parker Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.281 billion Bayfrontites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stefensted. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bayfrontite economy, worth 229 trillion Baybits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,933 Baybits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, tabloids coo over Parker Johnson's expected child, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayfront's national animal is the Firecrest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bayfront is ranked 169,688^th in the world and 35^th in Aeternum for Largest Populations, with 3.28 billion capita.