The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Mike Schwartz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.349 billion Baseball Cavemenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cooperstown. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The Baseball Cavemenian economy, worth 481 trillion hits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,540 hits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Baseball Cavemen as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is relatively low. Baseball Cavemen's national animal is the black wolf and its national religion is The Church of Baseball.

Baseball Cavemen is ranked 156,496^th in the world and 280^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Largest Black Market, with 1.04 trillion Standard Monetary Units.