The Wanderers' Confederation of Lysset is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Den'Avel nar Lysset with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.253 billion Lyssetani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khennisa City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyssetani economy, worth a remarkable 4,395 trillion Gold Loscus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,301 Gold Loscus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lysset's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lysset is ranked 1,204^th in the world and 3^rd in Equestria for Safest, scoring 153.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.