The Community of Barangay 800 is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 852 million Barangay 800ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Barangay 800ian economy, worth 50.1 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 58,835 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,402 per year while the poor average 3,629, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and sick Barangay 800ians are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Barangay 800's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Barangay 800 is ranked 256,832^nd in the world and 513^th in Lungsod ng Maynila for Largest Populations, with 852 million capita.