The Republic of Bank of Arlizplot is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.392 billion Bank of Arlizplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bank of Arlizplotian economy, worth 416 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,913 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bank of Arlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bank of Arlizplot is ranked 141,041^st in the world and 2,073^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,840.62 Standard Monetary Units.