The City of Bago- is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 647 million Bagonhons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The strong Bagonhon economy, worth 37.4 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,749 Philippine Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tightness of border controls in Bago- leave a little to be desired, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and Bago- has designated Bago- City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bago-'s national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bago- is ranked 173,739^th in the world and 12^th in Negros Occidental for Smartest Citizens, with 26.84 quips per hour.