The Kingdom of Azzurias is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Amadeus Adonis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.881 billion Azurrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azurrias City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Azurrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,882 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 685,758 per year while the poor average 23,450, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azzurias's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Anti-Degeneracy.

Azzurias is ranked 17,651^st in the world and 10^th in Carcassonne for Most Corrupt Governments, with 109.82 kickbacks per hour.