The Holy Empire of Autumn Waldorff is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 2.084 billion Autumn Waldorffians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.8%.

The Autumn Waldorffian economy, worth 97.4 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,739 Gold Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, every week is blindness awareness week, and Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autumn Waldorff's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Autumn Waldorff is ranked 190,376^th in the world and 53^rd in Wintercrest for Highest Average Incomes, with 46,739.45 Standard Monetary Units.