The Republic of Attore is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 332 million Attorois enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The very strong Attorean economy, worth 23.4 trillion Tyuis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,495 Tyuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attore's national animal is the Long-tailed Tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attore is ranked 265,662^nd in the world and 171^st in Corsair for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.7 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.