The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Atsvea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.445 billion Bats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bat economy, worth an astonishing 19,130 trillion Candy Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 983,809 Candy Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Atsvea's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Atsvea is ranked 1,252^nd in the world and 1^st in Fallen Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,546.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.