The Kingdom of Asmia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kekipi Onaona with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 17.661 billion Asmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitla. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The very strong Asmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Dins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 84,134 Dins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asmia's national animal is the Aardwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asmia is ranked 231,963^rd in the world and 9,118^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.95 kickbacks per hour.