The Republic of Asembloa is a huge, genial nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 531 million Asembloans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asembloan economy, worth 59.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 111,439 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, and political shows are fit for purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Asembloa's national animal is the doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asembloa is ranked 50,351^st in the world and 21^st in Edoca for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 181.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.