The Kingdom of Armenina is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alan Denar with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.209 billion Armeninans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmonis. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Armeninan economy, worth 67.1 trillion Kingdes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,525 Kingdes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenina's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Armenina is ranked 42,573^rd in the world and 2,135^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.