The Armed Republic of Armed FF is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.067 billion Armed FFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Armed FFian economy, worth 27.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 13,149 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed FF's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armed FF is ranked 289,898^th in the world and 6^th in Fascist Front for Smartest Citizens, with 13.42 quips per hour.