The Republic of Armatonis is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.106 billion Armatonisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Armatonisian economy, worth 58.8 trillion Armatonisdaristani kronor a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,190 Armatonisdaristani kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armatonis's national animal is the Luk moose.

Armatonis is ranked 184,528^th in the world and 1^st in The Chatroom Hotel for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.