The Dominion of Arkayn Stretenby is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arkayn Stretenby with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 41.536 billion Arkaynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Valley. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Arkaynian economy, worth an astonishing 16,788 trillion belzedars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 404,197 belzedars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Arkayn Stretenby wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, Elk is one of the most popular forenames in Arkayn Stretenby, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Arkayn Stretenby's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Methodist.

Arkayn Stretenby is ranked 57,599^th in the world and 3^rd in Macfora Forever for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.3 law-abiding acts per hour.