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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th Largest Publishing Industry: 51st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139th
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Arkayn Stretenby

Population30.841 billion

CapitalGolden Valley
LeaderArkayn Stretenby
FaithMethodist

Currencybelzedar
Animalelk

The Dominion of Arkayn Stretenby is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arkayn Stretenby with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.841 billion Arkaynians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Valley. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Arkaynian economy, worth an astonishing 11,418 trillion belzedars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,241 belzedars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime is totally unknown. Arkayn Stretenby's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Methodist.

Arkayn Stretenby is ranked 94,375th in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Most Extreme, scoring 16.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6thLargest Publishing Industry: 51stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 156thRudest Citizens: 192ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 218thHighest Economic Output: 234thMost Beautiful Environments: 236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 254thMost Cultured: 256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 277thMost Stationary: 278thHighest Disposable Incomes: 292ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 438thHighest Poor Incomes: 460thMost Developed: 484thBest Weather: 492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 579thLongest Average Lifespans: 587thSmartest Citizens: 604thHighest Average Incomes: 727thLargest Retail Industry: 857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 998thLargest Populations: 1,319thHealthiest Citizens: 1,417thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,440thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,799thMost Efficient Economies: 1,827thLargest Governments: 1,872ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,947thMost Devout: 2,936thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,069thMost Influential: 5,066thSafest: 5,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,466thMost Armed: 7,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,077thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,627thLargest Black Market: 11,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,693rdNudest: 15,450th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, the government pours millions of belzedars into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, the entire entry for Arkayn Stretenby in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkayn Stretenby, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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