The Axempar of Great Ignesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lexoskhena with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.344 billion Ignesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrezar Vimicia. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ignesian economy, worth 213 trillion nixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,981 nixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nose plugs are the latest Ignesian fashion accessory, rumor has it that Lexoskhena has won three lotteries in a row, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Ignesia's national animal is the exarivenil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nexarnism.

Great Ignesia is ranked 18,796^th in the world and 505^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 48.89 flags saluted per person per day.