The Ivalicean Realm in Exile of Aristeme is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.506 billion Aristemeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesalia. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aristemean economy, worth a remarkable 8,209 trillion latiums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is an amazing 309,708 latiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca is quite hard to get a hold of, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Aristeme's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beoulvism.

Aristeme is ranked 2,801^st in the world and 57^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 141.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.