The Federal Republic of Arilokina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aaron with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.735 billion Arilokinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Arlina. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arilokinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Azas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 175,455 Azas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is almost non-existent. Arilokina's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arilokina is ranked 40,152^nd in the world and 866^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 744.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.