The Planet of Ardricampus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The cynical, devout population of 2.267 billion Ardricampusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The strong Ardricampusian economy, worth 208 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,770 Provincial Talers, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Ardricampusian politicians, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardricampus's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ardricampus is ranked 61,392^nd in the world and 14^th in Firmament for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,661.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.