Population | 14.927 billion |
Currency | Good Deeds |
Animal | Pegasus |
The Most Serene Republic of Archytas is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.927 billion Archytasians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Archytasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,003 trillion Good Deeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,179 Good Deeds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,700 per year while the poor average 32,362, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.
Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Karma, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown. Archytas's national animal is the Pegasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Archytas is ranked 35,619th in the world and 48th in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Karma.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Archytas, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.